http://www.flinthammer.org/2010/06/08/the-running-of-the-gnomes/ Adventures in the World of Warcraft Fri, 18 May 2012 17:06:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 http://www.flinthammer.org/2010/06/08/the-running-of-the-gnomes/comment-page-1/#comment-1025 Mozzbi Wed, 09 Jun 2010 00:25:23 +0000 http://www.flinthammer.org/?p=1163#comment-1025 And when will the prudish Blizz include an age filter to allow (ahem) "Full Disclosure" so we could have a REAL Naked Gnome Run to prevent cheaters from secreting the odd skinning knife in their skivvies? That tiny knife might not be much but it could distract the spiders a mite. Remember, "You don't have to outrun the spiders, you only have to outrun yer fellow gnome competitor"...who is being chased by all the spiders sensing the blood after the gnome somehow got a wee nick on the buttock as you sprinted past. Surely the sight of a few truly-naked gnomish butter-bean buttocks would be preferable to such dishonorable shenanigans. And when will the prudish Blizz include an age filter to allow (ahem) “Full Disclosure” so we could have a REAL Naked Gnome Run to prevent cheaters from secreting the odd skinning knife in their skivvies? That tiny knife might not be much but it could distract the spiders a mite. Remember, “You don’t have to outrun the spiders, you only have to outrun yer fellow gnome competitor”…who is being chased by all the spiders sensing the blood after the gnome somehow got a wee nick on the buttock as you sprinted past. Surely the sight of a few truly-naked gnomish butter-bean buttocks would be preferable to such dishonorable shenanigans.

]]> http://www.flinthammer.org/2010/06/08/the-running-of-the-gnomes/comment-page-1/#comment-1021 Widge Gearloose Tue, 08 Jun 2010 12:53:22 +0000 http://www.flinthammer.org/?p=1163#comment-1021 Hey, that old fella in the back looks mighty familiar! Hey, that old fella in the back looks mighty familiar!

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