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Category: 06. The Burning Crusade

Beli’s Beer Gut

Beli’s Beer Gut

The Wildhammer all looked uncomfortable.

I’ll rip your parts off and feed them to the bear!

Guumbah and Widge, sitting in the Wildhammer Stronghold brewery tavern, just looked at one another.

“I think they’re calling for you,” Widge said, swallowing a mouthful of spicy crawdad. “That part that sounded like a death threat, that was definitely ‘Guuuumbaaaaah.'”

“I wish I spoke Dwarven,” the elf said, looking nervously at the stairs down to the guest rooms.

“Guumbah!” came a voice from below.

Widge laughed hard enough to shoot Aerie Peak Ale out his nose.

“Ancients preserve me,” Guumbah whimpered, getting up from his chair and heading downstairs.

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Live Nude (Dwarf) Girls!

Live Nude (Dwarf) Girls!

Holding up two stubby fingers to Dreg Cloudsweeper, Ringo reads from the menu.

“Clefthoof Ribs for me and the missus, good man!”

I wearily lean me head against Ringo’s shoulder while the Wildhammer Stronghold innkeeper disappeared into the back room. It had been a very long day and I wanted nothing more than a nap after we filled our bellies.

Ringo mumbled something and I slowly turned to face him.

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A Steamy Romance Novel

A Steamy Romance Novel

Licking the Very Berry Cream off me fingers, I reach into the box of chocolates on me lap and pull out a cherry-topped Buttermilk Delight. With me other hand, I lift up the novel I was reading and pick up where I left off.

As Nahni glided up, the grizzled warrior gave her a hard stare.

“I suppose you’re here to collect the reward for killing those murlocs?”

Her eyes wandered down to the glowing broadsword at his side.

“That depends on what the reward is, Marcus.” She twirled her hair playfully, pretending not to notice how he shifted uncomfortably in her presence. “I may not want it.”

I fumble me hand around in the box distractedly, looking for a Dark Desire treat when me breathing slows as the untamed, savage hero speaks!

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