The Ice Stone has melted!
“The Ice Stone has melted!”
“Aye, we know.”
“The Ice Stone has melted!”
“That’s nice.”
“The Ice Stone has melted!”
“I’m gonna melt you, ya floppy-eared idjit,” Ringo Flinthammer snarled, threatening a kick at the slumbering elf-bear’s side. Sanlear, deep asleep, thanks to binging on Moonglow, remained happily unaware in a snowdrift in the midst of Wintergarde Keep.
“The Ice Stone has melted!”
“What Ice Stone is he going on about?” snapped Durkon Flinthammer, who was sick of this.
“The Ice Stone has melted!”
“I reckon he’s dreaming about Ahune,” Beli Flinthammer said, placing a blanket over Sanlear. “He’s a frost elemental the Twilight Hammer conjured up last summer.”
“The Ice Stone has melted!”
“We’d never stand for this sort of drunkenness on duty in the Seventh Legion.”
“The Ice Stone has melted!”
“SHUT UP, ALREADY!” the trio screamed in unison.
At long last, quiet.
“The Ice Stone has melted!”
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February 13th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Greetings!
I shared a link to this story with a few of my guildmates, only to get reports that when the page was loaded, it triggered their anti-virus programs with a warning about Trojan activity.
Figured I’d warn you!
February 13th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Thanks — someone apparently snuck in and added a script to call to another site on several pages. I’ve updated the site to the latest, more secure version.
February 14th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Ha! I love it! “The Ice Stone has melted” does indeed haunt my dreams.
February 15th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Drunken excess by a S.O. member…..? And?
But, San! MOONGLOW? Have you no pride?
That is like binging on Sttranglethorn Slings with
them little umbrellas and seven kinds of fruit!
Ale is on me as soon as I find that little pony keg.
And, would someone plug the compressor in for the ice stone
so that voice alarm will shut up!
February 16th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
I’ll have you know Moonglow gives a great glow in the dark buzz! We bears take our hibernation seriously. Anything to help us sleep…..
February 17th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
*just laughs and shakes her head* Hey, by the way….
*runs off before she gets pelted with snowballs*