I shouldn’t have looked

07. Fury of the Sunwell, Beli's Tale | April 6th, 2008 | 7 Comments »

“We owe you everything, Beli. You have single-handedly shattered the Dragonmaw empire and gathered enough information to keep my brethren occupied for ten lifetimes … My kin have each offered to join you on your mission in Outland. Simply ask and they will bond with you.”

Barthamus, a nether drake disguised as a blood elf, extends his pale elfish hand to the blur of purple-hued kin sequestered in a group behind me in Lower City.

“No, really, that’s –” I attempt to decline politely when a low-pitched grunt distracts me and I glance over me left shoulder.

A green nether drake shakes its head exuberantly and raises a shimmering yellow paw awkwardly in a beckoning motion.

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Pink Elekks

06. The Burning Crusade, Beli's Tale | September 12th, 2007 | 1 Comment »

“Whatsh da total, Kylene?”

I shoot an exasperated look at the gyrating barmaid who can’t seem to stand still for a moment.

The blood elf wiggles her behind to the music as she bends over to do the math on a parchment.

“OK, that was nine flagons of mead and three jugs of bourbon. Let’s see …”

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Live Nude (Dwarf) Girls!

06. The Burning Crusade, Beli's Tale | April 6th, 2007 | 6 Comments »

Holding up two stubby fingers to Dreg Cloudsweeper, Ringo reads from the menu.

“Clefthoof Ribs for me and the missus, good man!”

I wearily lean me head against Ringo’s shoulder while the Wildhammer Stronghold innkeeper disappeared into the back room. It had been a very long day and I wanted nothing more than a nap after we filled our bellies.

Ringo mumbled something and I slowly turned to face him.

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A Steamy Romance Novel

06. The Burning Crusade, Beli's Tale | February 14th, 2007 | 4 Comments »

Licking the Very Berry Cream off me fingers, I reach into the box of chocolates on me lap and pull out a cherry-topped Buttermilk Delight. With me other hand, I lift up the novel I was reading and pick up where I left off.

As Nahni glided up, the grizzled warrior gave her a hard stare.

“I suppose you’re here to collect the reward for killing those murlocs?”

Her eyes wandered down to the glowing broadsword at his side.

“That depends on what the reward is, Marcus.” She twirled her hair playfully, pretending not to notice how he shifted uncomfortably in her presence. “I may not want it.”

I fumble me hand around in the box distractedly, looking for a Dark Desire treat when me breathing slows as the untamed, savage hero speaks!

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Zoom-Zoom!

04. Drums of War, Beli's Tale | September 26th, 2006 | 5 Comments »

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