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Above and Beyond the Call of Duty

Above and Beyond the Call of Duty

Ringo Flinthammer rode up on his ram, its hooves kicking up well-packed snow as he galloped through the main square of Dun Baldar. Behind him, on a tether, was another ram, with matted fur and wild eyes.

The yellow-haired Stormpike stable mistress looked up as she approached, putting down her slate and chalk. She was checking off supplies for the effort; the sounds of the battle with the Horde to the south echoed across Alterac Valley.

“Want me to take that ram for ye?”

“Aye, please. This thing stinks,” Ringo said, handing over the rawhide tether. “Reeks like a bucket of ass juice.”

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I’m a Hero, Damn It

I’m a Hero, Damn It

Chaka chaka chaka. Chaka chaka chaka.

The swift yellow mechanostrider. Brassy yellow. Obnoxiously yellow.

Chaka chaka chaka. Chaka chaka chaka.

And the abhorrently loud mechanization was about to be all mine … all mine.

Chaka chaka chaka. Chaka chaka chaka.

“I’ll take one of these to go.” I say as I check out me reflection on the metallic surface of the mechnostrider, winking at meself.

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My Lucky Day

My Lucky Day

“BELI! You may have already WON a million gold! Details inside!�

I scoffed as I sorted through the mail, tossing the junk letters into the burning fire. Frostmaw, who had been snoozing on the rug near the fireplace, gave me an irritated growl as a misaimed envelope tripped over his head. I crouched down, patting him as I inspected the last envelope in my hand. It was a red envelope with no return address at it, addressed to me in fancy gold lettering.

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Shadow of the Necropolis

Shadow of the Necropolis

This was supposed to be a happy occasion.

The Horde and the Alliance, together, dancing around the ribbon pole, took some getting used to, but there it was. The war against the Qiraji had brought back memories of the Battle of Mount Hyjal when the Alliance and Horde first worked together and the Midsummer Fire Festival might have been the first holiday in a long time that had passed without bloodshed.

And then the Scourge had crashed the party.

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Children are the Future

Children are the Future

Randis crouched down in the reeds surrounding Loch Modan. Ringo had to give him credit: The orphan from Stormwind had never seen a swamp before, much less been in one up to his waist, but even after the stern warning about leeches and loch frenzies, the boy hadn’t hesitated to wade into the makeshift blind Ringo had chosen. He was determined to throw himself into experiencing life beyond the orphanage walls this Children’s Week.

“Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone about this back at the orphanage,” the boy said.

“Ach, don’t worry about it, lad,” Ringo said, beard spreading out in the loch water around him like a white lily pad. “A boy who’s been through what you went through in the last war can handle the grisly facts of life.”

They waited in silence for a while, the air growing quiet except for the sound of cicadas and bullfrogs and the occasional leap of a fish on the loch.

And then they heard it.

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